April Fool – Or Not?

By Mason Bushell

Here’s the latest contribution from the Rose City Writers – this week from MASON BUSHELL…

April Fool’s Day

Pranksters at play

Avoid being picked

Don’t want to be tricked

Suspicious Envelope on the table

Air with caution! Read the label

This may be a trap

Could release flying crap

Bad things hide in there

Nasty bills or a snare

Is this a prankster’s game?

His claim to fame

Slit the envelope wide

Nothing exploded or dyed

Everything seems sanguine

Until you reveal a speeding fine!